Visit the ThotBot Implantation Center
NOVEMBER IS SOLD OUT. TWO DECEMBER DATES JUST ANNOUNCED.
Is your ThotBot glitched? Does your Tranquility™ need adjusting? Did Selective Memory Reconfiguration miss a memory or two? Is it time for an operating system reboot? Are you ready to be Implanted for the first time? Book an appointment and start your journey toward Redemption. Don't you want to be great again? The ULTRA is pleased to announce the opening of a new ThotBot Implantation Center. Now accepting reservations for November appointments.
The ULTRA has outfitted the Implantation Center waiting rooms with informative media designed to keep you tranquil and distracted while you wait for your appointment. An ULTRA Tech will check you in and facilitate the completion of intake forms but is not otherwise permitted to communicate. Please save questions for the intake interview.
Soon, you too will be able to Comply, add Value, and Redeem!
7:00 PM Waiting Room
8:00 PM Intermission
9:00 PM Intake Interview [Multimedia Concert]
MUST SHOW PROOF OF VACCINATION AT THE DOOR. These events are being held at The Immersive @ 63 Exchange Street in Malden, MA. Please click on an event date to read more about this experience including covid protocols and accessibility information. Questions? Email me at GetThotBot@gmail.com